honestly people who hate on drake just don’t love themselves enough and it’s really sad
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
do not do the sex
webMD’s answer for everything (via wepr0mised)
Walks in late to class *Britney Spears-Baby One More Time beat playing in the background*
ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)
Charles Bukowski (via tristeetvagabonde)
Get the original tshirt here:-
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’