poopflow:

honestly people who hate on drake just don’t love themselves enough and it’s really sad

 369580
09 Apr 14 at 10 pm

chauvinistsushi:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

do not do the sex

(Source: saddestsad, via deshahasspoken)

chauvinistsushi:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

do not do the sex
 21158
09 Apr 14 at 10 pm

webMD’s answer for everything (via wepr0mised)

(Source: dickgripper, via no-equal)

"you dying bruh"

cheilyn:

Walks in late to class *Britney Spears-Baby One More Time beat playing in the background*

*someone walk into class late*
me: lazy bitch
*i walk into class late*
me: a queen is never late. everyone else is simply early
 147881
20 Mar 14 at 11 pm

the 1975 (via cigarattes)

(Source: baebly, via sunsetgirl)

"Get in the shower if it all goes wrong"

 204697
11 Mar 14 at 3 am

ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)

(Source: crystallized-teardrops, via no-equal)

"omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun"

 3294
17 Feb 14 at 5 pm

Charles Bukowski (via tristeetvagabonde)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via herbal-awakens)

"Love breaks my
bones and I
laugh."

michaelagwunobi:

Get the original tshirt here:-
http://www.michaelagwunobi.com/shop/ce-line-up-the-bitches-white/

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via fully---torqued)

emojing:

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me

(via richarcl)